The Stages of Attending a StripRetreat…

Stage One: Not for Me
Time away, just for your pleasure? Who spends money on that?

Stage Two: But…Maybe…?
But, then again… you have been running on empty lately. The more you think about it, the more enticed you are….

Stage Three: Pick Me! Pick Me!
You did it! You filled out an application! You spent an hour composing your answers! Fingers crossed, you get an invitation to attend….

Stage Four: Let’s Do This!
OMG! You’ve been invited! You’re going to pack your bags, drop your inhibitions, and frolic tits-out in paradise with a dozen or so new friends!

Stage Five: Am I Really Doing This?
Wait–did someone say “tits out?” Did someone say “new friends?” Ummm….

Stage Six: I’M TERRIFIED
I’M SCARED OF TITS AND NEW FRIENDS PLZ HELP

Stage Seven: I’m IN LOVE
You faced your fears! You showed up! You went on adventures! You danced! You laughed! You created memories and friendships you will never forget!

Stage Eight: I’m Coming Back!
Aaaaand you’ve signed up for the next one!

Do you recognize this cycle? Have you, too, been affected by the Stages of Attending A StripRetreat? Hit reply and let me hear your stories!

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