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StripCOVID Survival Pack On The Way!

WE ARE GONNA BETTER OURSELVES AND HAVE FUN RIGHT TF NOW.

Ever since I returned home from being momentarily trapped in Bali last week, I’ve been listening hard to what y’all’s needs are right now, and rapidly adjusting my work to meet your actual desires in the time of this bitch-ass virus.

Luckily, my return from the literal other side of the world left me wildly jet-lagged, and the traumatic experience of having flight after flight home declined and cancelled while I have a young son waiting at home for me–meant that my spirits upon arriving home were high. FUCK EVERYTHING, I’M BACK IN AMERICA! I swear to god that trauma was a gift–but I’ll talk about that another day.

Regardless–I found myself….

Energized. Grateful AF. Creative. Excited? What does the Stripcoven need *now,* I asked myself, and then I paid attention.

Right now, people want to feel connected, they want pockets of fun and happiness, they need to move their bodies, they need a stage to share their thoughts and their art–because, by the way, people are cranking out art right now–they need to improve their online communication game because the words we share online matter more now than ever in perhaps all of human history–and more than anything, they need a sense of community.

So I got y’all on that.

Introducing THE STRIPCOVID SURVIVAL PACK–

My new online writing + movement workshop + dance party series that’s about to get your fine self in better condition than you were when this bitch-ass virus got us on house arrest.

The mission of the Stripcovid Survival Pack is to get y’all through this bitch-ass virus as a better person than when you started, with more friends, a stronger sense of community, a more powerful ass bounce, online communication finesse strong enough to make the coldest G weep, plus selfie skills so sick that your social grid will look like a masterpiece. Homie, I’m talking six weeks spent with me and the Stripcoven crew, twelve pre-recorded movement and writing lessons, twelve whole-ass online parties orchestrated by ya girl to make you laugh, dance, interact, learn, grow, and show out, all geared to honing our power where it matters most: coming out of this shit in better physical and mental health than when we started, plus with all new levels of dance skills and also, way TF better captions. Hell, I’ll even make your booty look better in a photo. We are going to hang out multiple times a week, dog. We will never forget the bonds we build now.

Your presence online matters more now than ever. Your mental health and physical fitness need to stay strong. Let’s do this shit together, and make ourselves proud.

The Stripcovid Survival Pack –

$144.44 for 6 weeks or $26/wk

The Stripcovid Survival Pack contains two six-week-long workshop series–one aimed at moving your body, the other aimed at improving your writing–both guaranteed to transform the Covid boredom and the Corona sads into a good time of clear-eyed optimism, dance-offs, actual friends, ultimately placing you at an advantageous position coming out of this weird time!

Workshop One:
HOMEBOUND HOEDOWN

Homie, we ‘bout to get lit. Just when you thought your social life was over–just when you thought your entire Hot Girl Summer was ‘bout to be put on hold–here comes the Stripcoven to the rescue! With six weekly pre-recorded movement lessons, plus six weekly live Homebound Hoedown dance parties, you’ll move your body, have some laughs, and come out of this hibernation a better dancer with more friends than ever.

WORKSHOP TWO:
What Dem Captions Do?

Learn how to make a difference in your own life and the lives of others through the written word. With six weekly pre-recorded writing lessons, plus six weekly live Wednesday Night Readings, you will up your verbal artistry so that you can connect on some real shit with the people who need your message. Your ability to communicate powerfully online has never mattered more. Be a leader, homie. The window is short and the time is now.

THE SCHEDULE:

I deliver your instructional videos via email on Mondays. We meet for writing class on Wednesdays. We boogie at the Homebound Hoedown on Fridays. This is ‘bout to be the all-girls school of your dreams.

Session runs from Monday, March 30 through Friday, May 8.

All live sessions will be recorded for those who can’t join us in person.

Sit around feeling weird and sad?

Nah dog, no need for that.

Instead, let’s use this time to improve ourselves. Let’s make friends, learn valuable lessons, put on some thigh-highs, film sexy vids, throw virtual dollars, and share dank memes with new pals while we crack open beers in the most poppin’ Zoom room of all time.

I DROP THIS OFFER THIS FRIDAY, MARCH 27, AND THE SESSION STARTS NEXT MONDAY. I ain’t trying to waste time on this shit and you shouldn’t either.

WANT IN? REPLY TO THIS EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT LINE “STRIPCOVID SURVIVAL PACK” AND WE WILL ADD YOU TO OUR FIRST-TO-KNOW LIST!

YES, FRIEND, YOU CAN FLOURISH. Yes, there are other ways of looking at this situation. Yes, there are opportunities and happiness and yes, this can spark growth.

For $26/week, you can join me–and homie, I don’t EVER IN THIS LIFE run prices this cheap. Y’all are gonna get all levels of my wisdom and entertainment multiple times a frickin week for a month and a half.

In the meantime, here’s some comedy and optimism!

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Love y’all and I look forward to seeing you soon.

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